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    Ask ZeldaTrek ANYTHING!

    Well since Zorpix is long dead and I love being a smart @ss. I might as well pick up the torch. Now let's see if we can light this candle.

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    If a tree fell in the woods, and no one was around to hear it, would it still make a sound?
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    is there another word for synonym?

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    Whatever happened to Zorpix?

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    No the only case that not even animals are not around only happens in Siberia. The Snow there will dampen the sound waves. Not like it matters.
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    Not one that matters in my vocabulary.
    Sadly I just received word that a while back the Wii U Daily home page trolls hunted him down and his head is on a pike as a warning outside their territory. On the bright side five gungans died to get us this message.
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    Do your parents call you a disappointment to your face?
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    *"What people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle ladies and gentlemen, rise above, focus on science."

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    Only behind my back to friends and family on the telephone. But they do say I am so disappointed in you. Not quite sure if that's the same thing or not.

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    No because as soon as I would shut it down I know Zelda would be delayed anyway.
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    what is your favorite movie of all time?

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    I love too many movies. I'll answer that as which one of those would take me a long time to get tired of watching.

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    How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?
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    How old were you when you had your first kiss?

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    None. It’s a hole. Now is it wholly a hole? If sanctified is it a holy hole?

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    There are around 10 million insects in an acre of land, and there are many types of insects that can hear noise. So there is probably nowhere in the world where there isn't someone or thing that can hear what's going on.
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    That’s why insects have.... antennas!

    That’s a Mario fan level joke, but there ya go. I think most insects use pheromones or smell to communicate.
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    Why am I depressed?
    *"What people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it, your parents are gonna do it, break the cycle ladies and gentlemen, rise above, focus on science."

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    Hey I am the one answering questions here. Just because I don't get to them right away don't give you the right to answer for me!

    Now for my answer that depends on when the dirt bag of your mom jumps into the hole.
    That's private.
    A gentleman never kiss and tells so 21.
    Those numbers are based on North America. I said Siberia. Though I should have said northern Siberia there are no insects or animals there.
    I thought you knew the answer already? Just go on a second date already even if the only girl you can find has an inflation valve. That or go to a club and say your rich.

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    If someone wanted charcoal for Christmas, but was on the Naughty List, what would Santa give them?
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    What was the first game you ever beat?

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    My gut reaction is regular coal.
    However you must remember Santa likes giving useful presents. Coal back in the day was very useful. Just not something that would bring delight to someone. However times change and coal is no longer useful to an average person.
    That is why Santa switched to charcoal. Now it might not be as critically useful as in keeping the family warm but it is still a lump of black meant to be burned. So it is still looked upon the same way and keeps that nostalgic factor of a troll gift.
    Now looking at it from all sides there are only a few types of people who would ask for charcoal specifically. A kid trying to be a smartass. Thinking that if Santa gives the kid what he wants he has beaten the system. That or thinking since Santa has only coal or toys he has to get a toy instead because he asked for coal. I know that does not work from experience. Which might be why you asked me this question in the first place.

    But this person actually wants charcoal so that does not apply. A person needs charcoal for two things. One is to make gunpowder or other explosive materials. In this case Santa would tip off the Feds. The perp would then be hauled to a maximum security prison that still uses coal to heat the facility. So while he never un wraps or touches it indirectly that person will get coal and not charcoal. The second person way may be naughty enough to be incarcerated but still can be just as evil. This person has to be the type that is known as a charcoal snob. Only thinking meat is only good if it is cooked with charcoal and nothing else. Looking down on others for cooking with anything less. Think you can fool them with liquid smoke? then you have started WWIII ruining your summertime backyard BBQ. And yet asking it from Santa implies the person is too cheap to buy it or too inept to make it themselves. This has perplexed Santa over the years on how to give them something that could be burned, useful, and yet so not what they wanted. An answer so perfect it came from Mrs. Claus herself. Yet was not available until relatively recently in Santa's career.
    And that answer is ....








    You could be if you started posting nintendo news before the main site again. You were always on top of everything that put the main site to shame. It created a reason to come here first instead of the home site. Or at least it is why I stayed at first. Yet now you are not the saviour we need but the one deserve. A poor shell of her former glory. A diluted L.egomaniac who toys with us like a yo yo on a string. Bringing us up and down on her whim and her whim alone. Now only Mariofan's likes give me hope here.

    I prefer the word clank myself.

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    Silly monkey, like I told you before salt is life. And just to head you off yes it is true Shrek is love and life as well for salt is Shrek . One can not become before itself. Only reveal salt's many forms like layers. Some may first delight in Shrek while others revel in love and life but they are all one in salt.

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    But I thought they were two different things.
    The one and the other has to co-exist and cannot live without the other.
    If one were to vanish so does the other.
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    Tis true but since it is one overall salt will not vanish just remain hidden from those who stray from salt.
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    When is it time to start your campaign to lure the Ancient Gamer out from hiding like when you did for Phases, Zeldatrek?

    Why now of course, Zeldatrek.
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    Here's quote from Woody in the Switch Update Rumor thread..

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    Like with all relationships there is to let them be and a time to run after the bitch!
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    Well, it is Ancient Gamer's choice whether he wants to be here or not.

    Back on topic, Here's a question:

    If overnight this forum was deleted and replaced with a Gay Porno site, what would you do?
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    Wonder about Phases and never show up here again.
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    Yeah, but keep in mind that's just me speculating. He'd have to tell you himself why he hasn't been around. Darth reached out to him several weeks ago, and he was ok, though.
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    If Billy has 3 apples, and Sally has 4, then why don't they both just shut up and eat?
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    Because some overachiving teacher keeps stealing said apples to use as props for teaching word problems at lunch. I've heard she is getting fired next week.

    Sadly I can not. I just can't bring myself to examine a picture of a fat man in his underwear. Too many bad memories.


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    There's cinnamony swirls all over every bite. It's got the taste you can see!

    I remember one time time one of the adults asked, "Is it those squiggly lines all over?" And they told him no just because he did not word it properly. Those kids were @$$holes
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    A device displaying a row of 5 signals where each signal, two numbers, each between 1 and 6, are being displayed.
    The solution is calculated by taking the product of the two numbers being displayed.

    The solution for the second signal is five more than that of the first.
    The solution for the third signal is six less than that of the second.
    The solution for the fourth signal is eleven moree than that of the third.
    The solution for the fifth signal is eight less than that of the fourth.

    Whatever the solution for each of these five signals are Billy ate all of the apples.
    What is the solution?
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    My solution is to tell you to stop asking me to do your homework for you you stupid monkey.
    Now that is what you call a saline solution.

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    Homework, as if.
    Why did you phrase your answer as if that was a recurring thing I do
    Also I'm pretty sure you calling me stoopid is turning into the *New* Drew calling a MarioFan, and I quote to "Take a bath".
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    Besides, everyone here is stoopid.

    Why is it cool to be self-depreciating about this forum?
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    But if ya did, you wouldn't have avoided mah question.
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    Who knows. Some say it's because the salt thrives here, others that this forums is at a crossroads between staying a NintendoForum or turning into MonkeyForums and others say it's because phases hasn't coverted it into a gay porno site yet (as suggested by aMarioFan). Or simply cut that it has yet to be locked down by the mewderators
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